morristibbs:

IF SOMEONE IS SCARED OF SPIDERS OR BUGS DONT FUCKING PICK ONE UP AND WALK TOWARDS THEM WITH IT YOU ARENT FUCKING FUNNY YOU’RE A GODDAMN ASSHOLE



casey get off my tumblr u lil shit

this is mah territory



makeoutwithyourposter:

jpad having a sass attack on gilmore girls

“SHE USED ME. RUBY USED ME AND DEAN’S ON MY ASS LIKE IT WAS ALL MY FAULT LIKE WHAT THE FUCK I WAS JUST TRYING TO HELP THIS IS BULLSHIT RITE LIKE UGH”



cassandraclare:

I have books.

You don’t read. You don’t understand. You don’t know what it’s like to live in different worlds. To travel on great adventures through the galaxy with people you know better than your own family. To live with them. Have you ever loved anything? Do you have any idea? (x)

This is so cool.



cliterallysame:

I want this to be on everyones blog



castielsminions:

bucketofchum:

fuckskinnyletsgetfit:

Advertising’s image of women. Watch this and get your mind blown. 

This needs to stop.

I am not female but I really don’t think that matters. EVERYONE needs to see this. 





dinojay:

momglarepyrope:

sbahjification:

kevinkinky-:

spook-the-ass:

this makes me uncomfortable.

no

jesus christ its like when your drawings look perfectly fine and then you mirror them

nO,

I never realized before how much the US looks like a whale?? 

dinojay:

momglarepyrope:

sbahjification:

kevinkinky-:

spook-the-ass:

this makes me uncomfortable.

no

jesus christ its like when your drawings look perfectly fine and then you mirror them

nO,

I never realized before how much the US looks like a whale?? 

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pastalad:

pastalad:

so this morning my dad said

“hey we got some tomatos”

and i walk into the kITCHEN AND THE ENTIRE TABLE WAS COMPLETELY COVERED IN TOMATOS LIKE DAD THAT IS NOT SOME TOMATOS THAT IS A FUCKLOAD OF TOMATOS

WHRE DID YOU EVEN GET ALL OF THESE TOMATOS

JUST IN CASE YOU FUCKERS THOUGH TI WAS JOKING

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craplos:

ladies. be careful when u wear spaghetti straps. it might distract the boys. they’ll start thinking of spaghetti. they will get hungry. they will stop at nothing to get their spaghetti.



frenchsfries:

things to look forward to in the summer

  • shirtless boy
  • sHirTlEsS bOys
  • sHIRTLESS BOYFS
  • SHIRTELSL   EBOYS
  • no school




alltimeangela:

why does leonardo dicaprio always end up dead in the water with no girlfriend



castielhasthephoneb0x:

a-study-in-butts:

thetwincores:

asapmona:

rhydonmyhardon:

let us have a moment of silence for those who unknowingly dated and broke up with a future celebrity

my math teacher dated Ryan Gosling in highschool.

my neighbor dated bill nye the science guy

well my godmother dated david tennant when they were 16

my boyfriend dated me

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